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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 09:17

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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